What Do You Give A Baby Named “Moonblood?”
What?! I guess a better question might be, “why would you name your baby ‘Moonblood’ in the first place?” You’ll have to ask Sylvester Stallone that one. He and countless other celebrities seem to enjoy the baby-name game so much that they go to great lengths to choose names that are oh so bizarre. From Moonblood to Pilot Inspektor, there are some real doozies that made the list of the “Top 20 Most Bizarre Celebrity Baby Names” list according to Cracked.com.
After reading the list, I couldn’t help but think how fun it would be to give a gift based on their name. So, here’s my list of unique baby gifts to match their one-of-a-kind baby names. Believe it or not, every name is genuine. We didn’t make any of them up:
Fifi Trixibelle: I wonder if Irish singer and songwriter Geldof and wife named their daughter Fifi Trixi because of their love for dogs. If they did, then a Precious Puppy Comfy Cozy would be perfect for nap time. It’s a delightful “dog” blanket with head and tail. And if you’re going with the puppy theme, why not add a puppy hooded towel? This thick and thirsty towel also makes a fun disguise for after-bath-time play.
Blanket: Otherwise known as Prince Michael II (because Prince Michael I was already taken by his older brother.) It doesn’t take a lot of guesswork to pick a name-inspired gift for Michael Jackson’s son. That’s right, a blanket. And we’ve got a heart-warming selection of blankets at Corner Stork. Some of them even come with stuffed animals, like giraffes, cows, bunnies and bears, that would fit right in at the Neverland ranch just fine.
Racer Rodriguez: Son of Robert Rodriquez, this kid will definitely have an appetite for speed! Go with a NASCAR-themed gift, for sure! This “Caution! Frequent Pitstops” bib and bottle set or a little camouflage romper that says, “If You Can’t See Me, You Can’t Catch Me” are perfect! They’re sure to be passed along to siblings–Rocket, Rebel, Rogue and Rhiannon. (Guess he has a thing for the letter “R,” huh?)
Moxie Crimefighter: A lifetime of fighting the bad guys awaits this little darling! Whether she’ll grow up to be a cop or a superhero, who knows? Maybe magician dad Penn Jillette had some secret desire to be a policeman when he was a kid. With a name like this, his daughter can aspire to be “Just Like Dad.”
Jermajesty: Yet another Jackson brother makes the list. Jermaine Jackson put his creative skills to work by naming his little princess, Jermajesty. It’s a play on “Her Majesty.” Get it? Okay, I admit it. I had to say it twice before I got it, too! But you can still give her the royal treatment with a princess rocker or a personalized crown plate. While the name is unusual, it’s still better than “Blanket,” for sure!
Still don’t know what to give Moonblood, though. I’ll leave that gift suggestion to you and Sylvester Stallone. But, I can suggest a place that has some great baby gift ideas, whether you need a name-worthy gift or just something to make everyone ooh and ah. Visit Corner Stork.